<h4>File 22: The World''s Most Enjoyable Lesson?</h4>
The aproned beauty and the shoddily-made puppet were all smiles as usual!!
In aboratory with all four walls colored a light blue, a young woman was leaning against a giant ckboard(-style screen made to disy images on like the weather forecast).
“Hello. It’s time for another thrilling experiment with Kyoumi-oneesan and Spear-kun.”
“Hey, onee-san. Why does this show never get cancelled? Normally, this thing couldn’t be aired on a terrestrial broadcast and the number ofints has exceeded 8000!!”
“Once it exceeds 10,000, let’s put together a special 2 hour episode. Also, this is a public educational show, so the opinions of the viewers don’t matter. Ratings only matter when you have ads bought by sponsors.”
“Don’t be stupid. Even public television is put together to draw in viewers!!”
The young woman ignored the overly energetic Spear-kun, and folded her arms needlessly just to push up herrge breasts. She then blew a kiss at the camera.
“Okay, today’s theme is...tah dah! We will artificially create a micro big bang!! Boom boom boom boom pow pow pow pow!!”
“I can only call that a bad idea!! You can’t do that, onee-san! If you seed, the entire gxy will be blown away!!”
“Did you miss the word ‘micro’ at the start? We’ll be fine.”
“That isn’t the issue here!! This isn''t the JIS mark!! Actually are ck holes and the like even okay!?”
“A big bang is actually quite simple to prepare. Here’s a piece of trivia. You can cause a big bang with things you can find anywhere.”
“That’s scary!!”
“All you need is matter and antimatter. But I am not talking about quantum annihtion here. There is not much antimatter in this world, but it was all gathered when the big bang urred. We need to do something about that first.”
As the young woman spoke, she disyed a simplified diagram on the ckboard-style screen.
Spear-kun the puppet trembled and said, “Y-you’re going to artificially produce some?”
“No, I will not be doing anything that annoying. Answer me this, Spear-kun. Where did the antimatter disappear to in the process of the universe being made?”
“I don’t know. Actually, I think you would get a Nobel Prize if you figured that out.”
“If there is enough antimatter to match all the matter in the universe, there must be enough of it to create an entire universe that ispletely the opposite of ours.”
“You don’t mean...”
“So wouldn’t you think there is a parallel world-like universe made entirely of antimatter expanding somewhere out there, Spear-kun!? We do not have to forcibly produce antimatter just because we live in a world devoid of it! If we just open a slight hole in the world and call in some antimatter particles from the outside universe, a big bang will ur on its own. Yay!!”
“Wait, wait. I thought the idea of a world made up of only antimatter had been denied?”
“We’ll know once we try it.”
“Don’t be so quick to say that! Also, when you say ‘open a slight hole in the world’...”
“Okay, in preparation for creating a wormhole, I am now preparing a micro ck hole.”
“That wormhole alone is enough to win a Nobel Prize!! And I thought the EU had the monopoly on micro ck holes!!”
“And that will be prepared using this!!”
Kyoumi-oneesan snapped her fingers and the four walls of the room fell down.
The visible area grew considerably.
Whaty beyond was a grassy field as if on a farm.
“Arge particle elerator! Most of it is below ground, so it may be a bit hard to tell it’s there. The fully circr types are the most famous, but the track field-like capsule types actually provide more eleration in the end. But it’s best to switch paths like train tracks☆”
“No one can follow what is going on, onee-san!! How did you prepare this!?”
“Eh? The word particle elerator may make it soundplicated, but the principle behind it is quite simple. The real problem is in scale and uracy, but if you ignore the safety side of things, you can gradually build one in a piece of reimednd with the junk you findying around.”
“Waahhh!! Don’t exin that!!”
The young woman held back the puppet with a hand as it tried to jump at her. She never stopped smiling.
“And this is the micro ck hole we have created. Technically, a micro ck hole only appears for a few hundredths of a second, so it is merely being kept in a state where a micro ck hole can be created at any time. It’s something like the surface tension holding the water in an overly filled cup.”
“Don’t talk about this like you’re building a bookcase on the weekend!!”
“Yes, yes. The ck hole we have created has been adjusted so that, if there is really a world of matter and a world of antimatter, it will be a point linking the two. I suppose it is simr to the narrow point at the middle of an hourss. It will absorb matter and antimatter from both sides and create a high temperature state where everything is condensed in one point just like at the time of the big bang!”
As the puppet listened to the flowing exnation, it looked up as if it had suddenly realized something.
“H-huh? You mean a big bang really will ur if all goes well here?”
“It won’t be that simple. We have merely opened a wormhole to create a path to the universe made of only antimatter. What gathers in the ck hole from both worlds is up to luck. If everything necessary is not gathered, no big bang will ur.”
“Hm? The other side is an antimatter universe that is theplete opposite of this universe, right? That means...”
“Yes, that there can be as many different types of things over there as there are here in this universe.”
“Doesn’t that make this rather difficult? Wouldn’t we have to gather samples of every single substance in our universe and match them to the antimatter gathered one at a time? That’s worse than trying to brute force the code for a safe.”
“By the way, how many variations are there in the smallest units of things that make up our universe?”
“Eh? Aren’t there more than there are stars in the universe...?”
“Four! The strong force, the weak force, gravity, and electromaism.”
“The odds of getting it by trying everything just shot up!! Also, the basis of the physical world isn’t really the basis!? You can narrow it down that far!?”
“We are preparing the conditions for the big bang. That was in the beginning before things became more specialized. Noplexity is needed.”
“Wait, does that mean that you are now going to try each of them until you cause a big bang? Wait, onee-san, wait!! This is not time to be worrying about ratings or the number ofints!”
“Now, the only question remaining is whether the ck hole has enough attraction to eliminate the explosion!”
“W-waaaaahhhhh!!!!!”
“Ready, set, boom!!!!!”
After the taping of the show ended without dy, the staff member who controlled the puppet spoke while moving the mouth of the stuffed doll covering his hand.
“Is that all there is to a big bang?”
“I told it would be micro, right? It doesn’t stick around long enough to be visible to the naked eye. And one this small does not even escape the ck hole, so not even measurement equipment can see it. People take the idea of having dreams too far when they say a ck hole created in arge particle elerator will destroy the.”
“But I still think we’re going to getints. They’ll be telling us not enough happened after all that buildup.”
“Sigh. The viewers really do rule us, don’t they?”