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cant believe i still have both eyebrows

    busy busy busy so busy the most busy


    tapping in a few words


    every time i go past


    like time travel


    five hours in just these five lines


    seven hours


    ugh lasers. i mean they''re okay. they work. just maybe not my style.


    about to shoot one through a portal


    laser that is


    fingers crossed nothing explodes


    welp nothing exploded but haha funny thing about laser/portal interaction is this wonkers diffusion effect


    so like


    goodbye bed i guess


    ventilation system working overtime to clear out all this smoke


    we have fun here


    wait a second. just had a thought. what if i put like a focuser and a nope thinking faster than i can type just gotta try this because i think i can make like a laser shotgun pretty easilyYou might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version.


    haha why did i think this would work. laser shotgun that is NUTS


    i mean it does work


    but it is NUTS


    no idea about this thing. like how many times can i fire it? twice maybe with the insane power draw. like i could''ve reduced the output but i mean GIANT ANTS right? you don''t wanna aim low with that kind of crap.


    really need that test subject ant


    putting that right up there on the priority list


    anyway back to this laser shotgun i accidentally invented. the spread is crazy. my bathroom is basically wrecked and the test area isn''t even anywhere near the bathroom. although yknow in a little cute cosy lair like mine everything''s pretty close to everything else so yeah. funny thing all those antgutgems i got stored in the tub didn''t even get scratched. what the flip are those. should do some tests or something.


    aaaaaanyway so now i got a bonkers laser shotgun


    oh and yeah. the drones have done a real uh well let''s just call it scampish job with project biscuit fortress. sealed up all the cracks and hulked up all the walls and put in this big door thing. went up and had a look while the ol lair was burning to pieces. looking great. thumbs up for drone robot brain creativity. i mean probably ants will just dig underneath or something or i dunno. somethings gonna happen i didn''t plan for. that''s life.


    pretty much used up all my precious scrap but eh that stuff''s everywhere. i mean its scrap. hmm maybe should send scamps out scavenging before


    well speak of the devil proximity alert brilliant okay time to go catch some ants


    wait


    forgot to invent a thing to catch ants with


    whoops


    eh whatever lets lotech it, just try to get them into one of the buildings around here and worry about other junk later


    looks like there''s two of em


    just scouts again


    looking for the one i killed maybe


    explain to me your ant concept of friendship


    just delaying now but actually feeling pretty okay about this whole deal. I mean i got #4 to back me up. i got this wonko laser shotgun.


    I got this.
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