HOLY FLIPPING CRAP GIANT ANTS ARE FLIPPING INSANE


    THEY ATE MY ARM


    MY ACTUAL ARM


    lucky i had a spare one handy AHAHAHAHHA OH GOB THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE


    holy flip


    breathe jin


    breathe


    you ain''t dead


    just


    fliiiiip


    i mean you always wanted to be a cyborg right? robot girl. thats kind of cool i guess. i guess. iguuess


    by the way award for best invention created just to distract yourself from bad cramps goes to jin alakija 13yo version for the emergency personal teleportal system. saved my life. got me down here to bleed all over everything.


    oh hey


    you wanna know whats really flipping fiddly?


    replacing your arm with a robot arm when you''ve ONLY GOT ONE ARM


    thank flip for scamps is all i''m saying. bless their stubby little helper claws. anyway after i stopped fainting all the time i taped a camera to #6 and sent him over to the ant warehouse. got one in there with only two legs. my first test subject. hehehe.A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.


    oh yeah laser shotgun story


    okay so you know how i was worried about power levels and that? like how i didn''t want to set it too low in case it wasn''t powerful enough and just bounced off an ant''s bum?


    well mission flipping accomplished


    first blast vaporised the sucker


    apart from the antgutgems which are apparently laserproof


    seriously it was total videogame situation for a second there


    kill an enemy


    shiny gem loot drops to the ground


    had to do the sound effect myself


    bwing


    caught the second ant with the edge of the blast. wiped out a bunch of legs. thing limped after me, managed to get itin the warehouse before the THREE OTHER ANTS JUMPED ME


    bit of warning about them might''ve been nice


    i need a minimap or something


    anyway you know the rest of the story. one of them ate my arm. emergency teleportal kicked in. bleeding. fainting. robot arm. i''m a cyborg now. #4 zapped a couple of ants before the laser battery ran out. didn''t kill them, just punched a couple of holes. made them leak a bit. but they got away. back to their hive. one presumes.


    i mean i can hope they''ll report that there''s just a crazy girl with a laser shotgun over in them parts so y''know just maybe leave that part of the city alone


    but yeah


    no


    hive knows where i am now


    only a matter of time before i get swarms of soldiers or whatever


    so i guess my only real option is like


    destroy the hive before it destroys me


    somehow i always knew my life would come to this point


    i mean not the specifics


    just generally


    so i guess i got to do a whole bunch of stuff all at once now. no time for sleep which is okay because i destroyed my bed already. no time to wash but thats okay because my bathroom is just a pile of gutgems.


    really would kind of like a wash though


    i mean i am not great personal friends with mr hygiene


    but things in here are getting to like crisis levels of filth


    but oh well


    better make a list of all the stuff i need to do then figure out what to prioritise


    so here we go


    to do:


    [ experiments on ant subject 001 hehehe ]


    shield stuff also battery stuff


    teleportation stuff because getting me out of trouble BEFORE limbs get eaten would be aces


    mo weapons less problems?


    realise it cannot be a priority right now but oh how i would love a tea party