I just wrote this chapter out of boredom.


    Isla: I dare you to name me all the monsters you can think of from Percy Jackson.


    Me: Cyclopes, Earthborn, Giants, Titans, The hundred-handed ones, empousai, furies and karpoi.


    Dina: If you could make the Percy Jackson characters do a dare, what would it be?


    Me: For Leo, I would dare him to hold a rabbit for ten minutes. For Piper, I would dare her to stick a poster of her dad in her bedroom for at least a day. For Jason, I would definetly dare him to wear red underpants outside his jeans, fly around camp half blood and shout: I am the blonde superman! What about you, Dina?


    DIna: Who me? For Nico, I would make him dress like a mismatched neon rainbow and have him walk a full round around camp. No shadow traveling. For Percy, I would dress him as Aquaman, make him make the river look like a tsunami while shouting: I am the king of Atlantis! And for Annabeth: I would make her go touch a tarantula.The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.


    Me: Yup, you''re mean.


    Dina: You, Isla?


    Isla:I would make Frank redo the chinese finger trap scene. Before he found out how it worked. And for Hazel, I''d make her sit in a boat for five minutes.


    Me: Are you trying to make her puke?!


    Isla: That''s why it''s only five minutes.


    Dina: So who do you ship?


    Me: Jiper, Percabeth, Frazel and Leo and Calypso.


    Dina: No Solengelo?


    Me: *hair catches fire*


    Dina: Woah! Okay okay I''ll stop!


    Isla: You know, I always wonder what would it be like if Octavian and Reyna got in a relationship.


    Dina: Why on Earth would you you ship them? Octy was an a*%hole.


    Isla: Yeah, but Reyna would be Octavian''s saving grace.


    Me: That''s it? No benefits for Reyna? And was that a pun?


    Isla: That''s all I could think of. And no.


    Me: You''re the Godling of Imagination.


    Isla: So!?


    Dina: Woah there! Calm down, girls!


    Me: So if Bianca had lived, Nico would be a super ethousiastic kid that summons zombies so they can dance salsa or something.


    Isla: Yup.


    Dina: Anything else? No? Alright then, that''s all for now! Bye.