The Kane Chronicles


    I loved it. I only just finished the second book but I decided to write about it anyway.


    So, I really ship Carter and Zia. As for Sadie and Anubis....eh, I have no idea. Mixed feelings. Cause well, Anubis is a flipping god. He''s probably going to move on in like fifty years or something. Sadie and Walt....hmm I personally think he would be cute with Jaz.


    Fangirls and fanboys of every kind,


    I did not mean to insult thy ships,


    Don''t murder me.


    *Haiku in honour of Apollo/Lester*


    So, I cried when Khonsu took Bes''s ren. Yup, me the one who barely shows emotion cried over a fictional character. Don''t tell my mom. Still, I cried. I hate the egyptian moon god now.This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience.


    And Tawaret? I pity you as much as a Godling can pity an egyptian hippo goddess. My advice: Do not give up on Bes. Maybe, just maybe, he might get his ren back.


    Anubis. I thought you were stronger that this. I mean seriusly, you can only fight when you''re in a cemetry?! What! You know their not as popular as houses, right? Your weak.


    Fangirls and fanboys,


    I hope you never find my house,


    And murder me for insulting Anubis.


    *Haiku for Meg is complete*


    Bast. sque! I love cats. How you doing up there in the heavens? May I ask how''s your ''master'' is doing? Still anouncing he likes zebras and weasels are sick?


    Fanboys, fangirls and kittens,


    Do not attack me for mocking Ra,


    I plead for forgiveness.


    *Haiku for Peaches, Peaches and Other Peaches, done*


    Remember that part where Ra told Apophis he wanted a weasel cookie? And Carter said that comment about a weasel cookie probably saved the known universe? Well, I laughed till my sides hurt and tears rolled down my cheeks like a waterfall.


    The end.