There sits a man drinking tea next to a fire.
"Why hello There!" Say the author as he sips his tea
"Now I know I lied about writing more for the introduction of magic but I''m sorry. Finals came up and I got caught up writing erotica with my ex."This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it.
"I know many of you will disagree with my decision but all I have to say about that is fuck you. With lots of love!"
Now I have nothing against sharing some of this wonderful erotica so let me know if you care to read it."