"May you rot in hell!",


    "You too you bastard!", I made sure to shout at the priest as I was escorted from the church and out of the grounds. What the fuck is up with those guys?! I say one thing and the next thing I know I''m up shit creak without a paddle. Honestly... I don''t know what they see in this ''god''. Ifhe''s out there somewhere he would want the human race to prosper rarther than continue on boring ancient traditions and ceremonies.Stolen novel; please report.


    This was supposed to be a good day too. I had booked a day off work and even forked out for a new tuxedo to go to this bloody wedding. John even asked me to come; he should''ve known this would have happened when he invited me in the first place.


    Ah never mind. I''ve got a new tuxedo now anyway and it was worth beating up the quit to relieve some stress. I suppose I should call a taxi then~


    *HONK HONK*


    Ah shit.


    *SLAM*