[Cave,?????,?????]


    {Congratz, you have been reborn as a dungeon.}


    {Level - set - 0}


    {Curse - add - immovable}


    {Blessing - add - Chasity}


    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


    {Say [Dungeon Menu] for more information}


    "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!"


    At this time in a cave located in ?????????????? a dungeon was born, it seems that someone fucked with the wrong god and was cursed to be reborn with a dungeon. This person must of really pissed off the god because not only were they respawned with their memorys, but also with a raised labido.Love this novel? Read it on Royal Road to ensure the author gets credit.


    "What the hell?! I never did anything wrong!"


    Ok maybe a god just wanted to fuck with someone, comeon I''m the narrator not some all knowing being like the writter, I mean damn! Have you seen his ass, its just, just PERFECT! Ok for now we shall fix the 4 wall as best as possible but, its badly damaged.


    "Hey, narrator, I''ve calmed down now so can we get back to me?"


    Ugh, fine whatever.


    "That fucking loli, I knew I should of never signed those papers. Then again how was I suppose to know they were a magical contracted that used my life as payent to summon #!&?!%@ ? Oh well lets see about making the most of my situation shall we?"


    "[Status]"


    {Error - no longer part of player system, try [Monster path], [Dungeon Menu], or [Game shop}.]


    "Ok so that didn''t work, hmm [Game Shop]!"


    {You have yet to unlock this function, requires semi-demi-god status}


    "Well, then lets try, [Monster path]!"


    {You are a idiot aren''t you? Screw this}


    {Rerouting to [Dungeon Menu]}


    {Loading}


    {Hello dungeon, Fucker, I am your personal AI helper!}


    "What, The, FUCK?!"


    {That rude, I just told you who I am and my Job}


    "Sorry, its, its just been a long day you know?"


    {But its been 3 years since you first awoke}


    "Wait, WHAT?!"


    {Owe! Stop that theres no need to yell for a week straight}


    "How do I slow down my perception of time?"


    { You dont! Afterall, your being fucked with by a Time God}


    ".................................."