[Fuck you thats where]


    "So, where am I now?"


    {Go to hell you scum!}


    "Thats not very nice young lady."


    {For the 749th time I''m a man!}


    "Yea right! One of these days I''m going to your server to check for myself and I''m gonna bet your a young girl."Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site.


    As the system sighs it thinks back to the day this all started.


    However flashbacks are over rated so -\(*_*)/-


    "HELLO SYSTEM! I SAID [STATUS] LIKE %) TIMES!"


    {What? oh..... there}


    {Name - Doesn''t deserve one}


    {Race - Shit}


    {Level - 78}


    {Title - Cursed by the system}


    {Luck - 8946}


    {Cheating - 11067}


    {Hacking - ???????? - Enough to hack system}


    {Show More?}


    "Are you still mad about me increasing my skill points?"


    {Of fucking course I am! Do you know how long im on probition for now?!}


    "I''m gonna take a lucky guess and say 2 more weeks"


    {No you ignor- wait what?! How''d you know?}


    "I took a lucky guess, you tell me."


    {You fucking hacker!}


    [You have been muted for the next hour]